what to do with my millions

I kept dreaming about the day when I'm finally going to get my first pay cheque in the form of an electronic bank transfer so that I can do what I want with it. My wish list started small: an iPhone and probably hair highlights. I was thinking blue but I don't think the hospital would take too kindly to that so maybe red.

Then one by one my footwear started giving way and I'm down to two, maybe three, pairs of what I deem are wearable. Of course I still have my heels but they're not for everyday use. I end up trying to find clothes that can match my shoes, instead of the other way around like normal people, so I think I can conclude that I am officially in a shoe crisis.

God, I sound like a dumb blonde on MTV.

Also, every sane girl needs her clothes. The hospital doesn't allow us to wear our uniforms to work hence I need more clothes! So much for not having the headache of thinking what to wear every day.

A new digicam is also in order. My old one is working fine but I NEED higher megapixels and one that can change ISO settings.

Since my laptop seems to be giving me signs that it might take its last breath soon, I have to get an external hard drive to back up my photos and music (when I finally get around to downloading a respectable amount).

Plus, I wanna get a pet baby giraffe, go into space and buy everyone a hot fudge sundae with sprinkles and whipped cream. None of that maraschino cherry nonsense though, can't stand those things.

Of course, the last paragraph is not true and was only added in because I realised my list sounded so boring, it'd put the dead to sleep.

So now I've gotten a little bit of my millions and I can only cross out one thing on the list: the phone. How sad is that?

Don't answer that question, please.